DRIVING MYSELF SANE

I LOVE THE SENIOR CENTER.  I GOT THE NEWSPAPER (2), VARIOUS TREATS FROM EVERYONE.  SWAM 45 MINUTES,  CLIPPED COUPONS, REMEMBERED TO RENEW WEEPING WEREWOLF BUT 9X MAX.  SO I WENT TO MISSION TO PAY FOR LOSING IT AND IT WAS ONLY $9. 

I CAME HOME HUNGRY WITH FISH, BROWN RICE LEFTOVER FROM LUNCH.  I HAD TURKEY BARLEY SALAD FOR LUNCH.  LOTS OF GREENS. 

I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT I DID WITH MY BLACK FLORAL SWIMSUIT.  I PUT IT IN A PINK PLASTIC BAG THIS MORNING AND WITH MY ALL BLACK ONE PUT IT IN MY BIG RED SHOPPING BAG WITH PAPERS, FRUIT, JUICE, ETC.  I USED THE BLACK ONE TO SWIM.  I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT I DID WITH THE FLORAL.  I LOOKED IN THE CAR, COULDN'T FIND IT.  FINALLY AFTER DECIDING TO ASK LOST AND FOUND IT WAS BEHIND THE FRONT DOOR. 

I'M STILL SCARING MYSELF BUT I HAVEN'T LOST ANYTHING LATELY.